alaska: the thesis from hell

well, i've almost made it to 20 pages. when i reach it, i will celebrate (though the celebrating may not happen until tomorrow...err... later today). i've got to go back and fluff what i have some, write a post-it note to my prof to go on the front that says:

i wanted to use the last two pages of my thesis to depict, through my personal art skills, the conditions of the yukon gold fields and image of the prospector but i did not think that would assist my grade. i suppose i could have add more fluff to my paper but then i'd have to hand you a machete so you could "cut through the thicket of my prose" and since that seems to be a negative thing... i have decided to keep this to 22-23 pages. alas, i can write no more.