cinco de mayo

it's may 5^th and in honor of that i declare that we shall have nap time from 1pm to 3 pm. yes, a time to relax and catch up on sleep while the rest of the world passes bizarre bills and laws.

what bizarre things am i talking about? well, yesterday i was watching the news (fox news actually) and they had a report about texas passing an anti-booty bill. i am not joking. supposedly, provacative cheerleading leads to high school drop outs, sexually transmitted diseases, and teen pregnancies. that's great that they want something to be done about it but why not have the school crack down on it instead of spending so much time with the state passing such a law?

in other news, there's also work on the federal level to make it more difficult to obtain a driver's liscense. i'm still not sure what purprose it has but from what i understand it's to make it harder for immigrants and terrorists to gain a state liscense. with this new liscensing law you'd have to show six forms of identification. six! does the normal american have six forms of identification? i could only count three besides my liscense. birth certificate? check. social security id? check. passport? check. umm... what else are they looking for? and only one of them has a picture on it. so yeah, i don't know how that goes. why don't they just tatoo a number on my forehead? is it just me or are they taking away rights as fast as you can blink?

oh yeah, and here's something completely senseless.

Your brain: 40% interpersonal, 100% visual, 180% verbal, and 80% mathematical!

Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers.

Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious:

1. Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%.
2. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%.
3. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

	You scored higher than 55% on interpersonal
	You scored higher than 71% on visual
	You scored higher than 98% on verbal
	You scored higher than 64% on mathematical

The 4-Variable IQ Test

happy cinco de mayo! may all your naps be glorious.